Who Doesn’t Love Meetings?

Finally, the Meeting Company is Here for You.

The Meeting Company has finally emerged to fill an important need. Meetings anytime you need them. Why bother with actual work when you can simply go to a meeting instead? Imagine the thrill of joining an organization that spends all its time talking about work but never actually getting any work done.

Make no mistake, we’re not here to help you get work done, everyone knows meetings are just a way to avoid real work. We know what we’re good at. After all, our tagline says it all… Meetings… Not Results.

Nothing says You’re Important like Scheduling a Meeting.

Instead of getting to work on that next project, grab yourself a cup of coffee and procrastinate like the professional you are. Make a Powerpoint presentation full of charts and graphs using a template someone else had to make, and create yourself a sleep inducing bit of business torture. You’ll be in charge, people will listen to your jargon, your clever insights, your witty cliches, they’ll even fake laugh at your last Powerpoint slide with a meme you stole from someone somewhere.

So, Let’s get that meeting Scheduled.

Join Now and schedule a meeting. It’s not like you have something better to do.